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You Look So Fine
I Want To Break Your Heart and Give You Mine
Created on 2003-12-29 23:54:16 (#1730330), last updated 2010-01-07
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| Name: | Nanami |
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| Website: | Nanami Writes! |

Yeah, that's a fucking threat!

Coffee = Life

FUCKIN' SHAMWOW!
IM exchange with DJ:
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kazmkazama (12:33:00 PM): nicole=rehab?
Auto Response from Nanami Khalil (1:33:01 PM): In rehab. Plz leave a message.
kazmkazama (12:33:04 PM): *shock*
kazmkazama (12:47:12 PM): "good honey! i'll be rooting for you!" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
kazmkazama (12:47:24 PM): FOR POT!
kazmkazama (12:47:38 PM): REHAB FOR POT. HAVE YOU EVER SUCKED DICK FOR POT?!
kazmkazama (12:47:40 PM): NO!~
kazmkazama (12:47:45 PM): WHY?
kazmkazama (12:47:57 PM): BECAUSE POT IS NOT A DRUG. NOT EVEN A GATEWAY DRUG.
kazmkazama (12:48:05 PM): it's like smoking a cigarette
kazmkazama (12:48:27 PM): it's just alittle more expensive
kazmkazama (12:51:07 PM): okay. comment on secondary myspace.
kazmkazama (12:53:43 PM): it's simple. my friend krystal(not frumpy). has told me a couple of things. nathan has been saying i raped someone. as far as who. i do not know. um, that i'm a backstabber, pretty much all that drama that little bastard likes to fabricate. and it's because i said that he wouldn't make a good father. which is true. because he barely acknowledges the kid anyway. so, now he's all pissed off because i said the truth. and so now he just wants to make everyone hate me. so, he'll look like the bad guy
kazmkazama (12:53:52 PM): actually the good guy
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Nanami Khalil (12:58:16 AM): Dude, tell Nathan that I will steal his unborn child and feast on its insides while offering the child's soul to Satan. I'll wear the child's skin as a hat and make some nice shoes out of the skin from it's feet. Tell him I'll eat that baby's face in one swallow... But I'll leave the child alone if he agrees to shut his fucking big mouth that spews out nothing but complete and utter bullshit. And if he wants to keep running his mouth after I've successfully eaten his child, I'll just have to eat him too. It'll be a huge bbq in honor of his big mouth. I'll invite his entire family and I won't tell them that their eating him until after they've finished every delightful piece of him. Then we'll all get drunk and piss on the leftovers
From Walk Hard:
Sam: Get outta here, Dewey!
Dewey Cox: What are y'all doin' in here?
Sam: We're smoking reefer and you don't want no part of this shit.
Dewey Cox: You're smoking *reefers*?
Sam: Yeah, 'course we are; can't you smell it?
Dewey Cox: No, Sam. I can't.
Girl Groupie: Come on, Dewey! Join the party!
[takes a hit off a joint]
Sam: No, Dewey, you don't want this. Get outta here!
Dewey Cox: You know what, I don't want no hangover. I can't get no hangover.
Sam: It doesn't give you a hangover!
Dewey Cox: Wha-I get addicted to it or something?
Sam: It's not habit-forming!
Dewey Cox: Oh, okay... well, I don't know... I don't want to overdose on it.
Sam: You can't OD on it!
Dewey Cox: It's not gonna make me wanna have sex, is it?
Sam: It makes sex even better!
Dewey Cox: Sounds kind of expensive.
Sam: It's the cheapest drug there is.
Dewey Cox: [at a loss and out of excuses] Hmm.
Sam: You don't want it!
Dewey Cox: I think I kinda want it.
Sam: Okay, but just this once. Come on in.
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